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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 11:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Why do people reject the usage of the Cursor IDE?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

No go.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dobbins: 'No-brainer' joining ascending Broncos - ESPN

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Google's Find Hub finally gets AirTag-like UWB precision finding - Android Police

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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