What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 11:24

Just Forget it!
So they tried
—
Why acetaminophen works: New discovery ends longstanding mystery - Medical Xpress
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Why do people reject the usage of the Cursor IDE?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Junk Food Alert: Our Bodies Treat Ultra-Processed Foods Like Foreign Invaders! - Glass Almanac
No, not a chance
No go.
share office space ...
Man thought he was 'tired from work' before brain tumour diagnosis - BBC
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dobbins: 'No-brainer' joining ascending Broncos - ESPN
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Google's Find Hub finally gets AirTag-like UWB precision finding - Android Police
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives